MyDick

A better random response then "your mom" (Said as if it were one word)

Guy 1:Hey whats that smell?
Guy 2:MyDick

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Crotchie

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

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Horny

Warning for all guys:this is fap-worthy

It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too

Damn.after the first time i saw porn.i sure got horny

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Horny

Warning for all guys:this is fap-worthy

It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too

Damn.after the first time i saw porn.i sure got horny

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Deathwish

The option to be chosen in gta v in order to keep micheal,franklin and trevor from being killed.

Gamer: *Aproaches final mission*
"Aww sh*t gotta kill them?
*chooses deathwish*

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Plainpotatoess

Marquel A. Carter, also known as Plainpotatoess was an infamous prankster. He became known online for harassing locals around Maryland. Most of his videos were just recording and speaking nonsense to people without their consent. His famous catchphrase is “Darkness n*gga..” which he randomly says during his shenanigans. He was eventually punished by the court system setting an end to his antics.

Guy 1; “Did you see that new Plainpotatoess video man?”
Guy 2; “Yeah bro, gotta love it!”

Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

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