Beast Factor

Used to explain your attraction to a girl who would not normally be considered hot to anyone else. The beast factor is that one thing about a member of the opposite sex that makes you want to throw them against the wall and fuck the everloving shit out of them, a trait that you just can't explain.

''Dude, Sara is so friggin' fine!''
''Nah man, she's a fucking dog, what are you, blind?''
''Nah man, she's just got my beast factor...''

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Dusty Ryan

The act of having sexual intercourse under a bed, in the presence of dust bunnies. Named after the designated hitter from the Detroit Tigers.

''Batting clean-up for the Tigers, Dusty Ryan!''
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''Yeah man, we decided to have sex under the bed, you know... to spice things up a bit. I stuck her with the ol' Dusty Ryan...''