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When go to get a glass of sweet tea and want to know what retard put the container back in the fridge with only 1/16 of an inch left!
"I'm gonna throat punch the Tea Tard that didn't make any more tea!"
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Refers to that "one" redneck girl that's always in the bar, wearing a Dale Jr tank top, and no bra (even though she really needs one) that randomly raises her budweiser and yells WOOHOO for no apparent reason.
"Dude, no matter how much I drink tonight, do NOT let me leave this bar with the Jr. Ho, promise me!"