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Fodderuto

Weakest and most mid MC of the big three. His delusional fans claim he is universal, but he would be lucky to hit country level. Luffy would stretch him out with Gear 5 before forcing him to use sexy jutsu to give him backshots. Ichigo's spiritual pressure would immediately make Fodderuto crumble and use sexy jutsu and accept backshots from him.

Fodderuto Fan(🤡): "Naruto solos the Espada"

Someone with a brain: "Dondochakka solos fodderuto with his spirtual pressure"

by PenaldoPessiDog August 8, 2024


Parry Pane

An English Striker who used to play for Tottenham, but now in Bayern Munich. He likes to farm goals and try to win top scorer, but will never win any legitimate trophies. The only trophies he won are Mickey Mouse trophies such as the Audi Cup.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Harry Kane moved from Tottenham to Bayern Munich
Person 2: Oh oh, Parry Pane will bring the bottleham curse and Bayern will lose the Bundesliga winning streak.

by PenaldoPessiDog January 24, 2024


Kylian Offsidebappe

Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico

Dumbass Turtle Fan: "Ummm, Mbappe owns Varca"🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"

by PenaldoPessiDog November 9, 2024


Borumid

The sequel to the worst anime of the big three midruto. Just like midruto, it is named after the mid main character of the series. They are known for screeching illogical phrases like "Borugoat" and claiming they are better than Black Clover even though Black clover is clear. They are think random scratches are planetary level.

🤡 Borumid fan: "Boruto best new-gen MC"

Anyone with a brain: "Asta, Yuji, even Deku over that bum Borumid"

by PenaldoPessiDog July 14, 2024

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Fraudnaldo

The clown who thinks he is better than goat Messi.

Penaldog: Ronaldo goat, Pessi rigger and bottler
Normal Football fan: Someone get a load of this Fraudnaldo fan, looks like his brain is fried

by PenaldoPessiDog June 11, 2024


midruto

The proper name to address the worst anime of the big three. While clowns call it "Naruto", those who are knowledgeable of anime calls it by it's right name, Midruto.

Way's to identify Midruto Fans:
-They cry "mid piece" or "midleach" when someone makes fun of their anime
-They say dumbass phrases like "Madara>Aizen" or "Naruto solos Bleach and One Piece"
-They think JJK and Black Clover are inspired by their midness when most of both of them are influenced by Bleach(Peak Anime)
-They say Naruto is planetary even though the world is at most the size of Ohio
-They think Itachi is a good brother
-They think Sakura useless is peak humor

🤡:"Naruto is the strongest in the big three"

Bleach Fan: Hanatoro solos Midruto

One Piece Fan:Chopper solos Midruto

by PenaldoPessiDog July 14, 2024

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