Nintendnerd

A nerd who is obsessed with, loves, plays only nintendo games.

''Hey Man, Wanna Play Super Mario On My Gamecube?''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''

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mon the..

a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)

'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'

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chavs

A typical male chav-
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.

A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.

Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.

In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.

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Fadge Ache

A dull pain a female gets in her nether parts after a long bike ride.

Girl#1:''I biked four miles today!''
Girl#2:''You must have one heck of a fadge ache.''
Girl#1:''My fanny is killing me.''

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