Ruaf

*Really
*Uneducated
*Apple

*Fan boys
These are the type of people who are in denial when it comes to phones and tech in general. They think that androids are the worst phones while they are standing there with their iPhone 6 with 16gb of storage and 1gb of ram. 🗿

Person 1: Omg is that an android?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 1: Ewwww, do you even have airdrop?
Person 2: No, but do you have a snapdragon 855 chipset with 256gb of storage and an full immersive display with no bezels?
Person: yA bUt THaT sTuFf DoEsn'T eVeN MatTeR.
Person 2: Damn your a ruaf.

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La Migra

1. Imagration police that have their eyes peeled for ilegal immigrants, mainly Mexicans.

2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.

1. *knocking at the door or barn*
Mexican1-Eh ese get the door.
Mexican2-Sure ese.
*opens door*
Migra-Put your h....
Mexican1-¡La migra La migra!¡Corre
Corre corre! ¡Ay AY AY AY AY!
Mexican2 - ¡Corre corre! ¡AY AY!
Mexican3 to Mexican87-¡MIERDA!¡Corre!
*Mexicans scatter in all directions*

2. Land Owner- Ok, that's enough
strawberry picking for today boys
Mexican- But we need over time
so we can support our families
Land Owner- LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA, LA
LA MIGRA!!!!!!!
Mexican- ¡¿Donde?! ¡Corre corre!
Mexican2- ¡Corre para la frontera,
Corre para tu vida!! (Run for the
border, run for your life)
*dozens of mexicans migrate as fast
as possible back to Mexico*

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