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The art of dodging ones own semen after completion
Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!
When wiping your ass after a shit and your finger penetrates the toilet paper ... more often than not followed by brown finger, depending on the stage of wiping
Papertration
"Dude, Totally just wiped my ass and accidentally Papertrated myself"
Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off: