(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
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