Sloppy Ganesh

A traditional indian marriage ritual activity that involves shitting in the middle of a busy street(busier the better) and sensually massaging the subsequent mix of shit and asphalt all over the sexual partner's body, with great emphasis on the orifices. Once the thin, even coat of mud, shit, asphalt, and skin particles are virtually indistinguishable to each other, the ritual is complete and the two may be pronounced husband and lesser husband(wife).

"Bro, you haven't been to New Delhi? Bad bitches over there give the dirtiest Sloppy Ganeshes. Some dude died from one once from typhoid fever."

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