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Uncle Mo

Uncle Mo, Moses Lester, or Moby Lester is another word for an Australian Pedophile that stays in dark corners and intersections, and takes advantage of little kids. Comes from Mo Lester.

Uncle Mo: Hey there kiddie, I’m Moses Lester, my friends call me Moby, but you can call me Uncle Mo.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.

by Penis.John.69 January 14, 2019

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Weeb

A less hardcore weaboo that isn’t obsessed with anime so much as likes it a lot, and might think a character is cute but not treat them like a waifu or have a body pillow. A weeb is aware and will joke about themselves and sarcastically use “senpai” and anime memes like “omae wa mo shindeiru.” Can be weirdos or try hard but not the level of evil that weaboo are at.

Me: Look at that stupid weaboo
Some guy: No, he’s a weeb
Me: Okay that’s fine.

by Penis.John.69 April 20, 2019

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Ricegum

A word that has become synonymous for a piece of shit or a bully. It can also refer to somebody who has a small penis, or a herd of 12 year olds, or can’t take responsibity and makes diss tracks instead

Me:I saw a ricegum earlier
Friends: Ew, gross

Me: some Ricegum was picking on me today
Friends: Fuck him.

Me: Timmy is such a ricegum
Friends: Ew, how small is his dick
Me: no, that’s not it-
Friends: does he get sexual pleasure from the support of 12 year olds?
Me: No, I mean he makes really shit diss tracks.
Friends: oh

by Penis.John.69 January 8, 2019

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Dick Drinker

When somebody is beyond a bitch, beyond a bully and beyond a try hard all at once, they are a Dick Drinker.
Meaning they drink dick

Some bitch: hi
Me: hi
Some bitch: omg did you just make eye contact with me you rapist.
Me: Dick drinker

Some dick: you’re a stupid chink
Me: well you’re a fucking dick drinker

by Penis.John.69 March 10, 2019

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Diddley Doo

A completely random expression of excitement. Can be used in any context in any part of a sentence sarcastically.

Some guy: what’s up
Me: Diddley Doo!
Some guy: fuck you
Me: well diddley doo to that!

by Penis.John.69 March 9, 2019