Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

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hitting the max level of boredom

Kelly: damn that virtual class was so boring I legit typed kutfffdhgcchytfufyt.
Michel: sarcasticaly* cool