Jerome

Woke up sick because his ebt card got declined

Oh shit I got hit with a Jerome this morning. I won't be able to make it to work. Fuck buying eggs I need my black and milds!!!

Ryan

A stupid office nerd with a fucked up shaped head. Only bangs his roommates and maybe a fat girl every once in a while. Sucks at golf and still fucks his roommates. Gay frat boy. Also acts like a damn woman

Wow did Ryan bang a man or is that just a fat bitch???

Alphonse

Little man big personality. He hates you and loves. No he really just hates you. He loves to gossip and hang with his best pal. Sometimes they have sex in the work bathroom but pretend they don't. He always enjoys being a cuck

Holy cow, did I just say Alphonse go in the bathroom again with that weird sounding Mexican!!!