The Pretzel

Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.

"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

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Camel-Fucker

Racist term for men in countries which use camels for transportation, and by extension, for the cultures and races that originated in those countries (I.e., Arabs, etc.) A little thought might suggest that having sex with a camel is about as practical as having it with an elephant or a whale. But hey, racism is supposed to be logical?

(From Google) "Listen, you ignorant camel-fucker."

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