Puggle

A horrible rotten k9 "Breed" who has been created to fill the pockets of bored yuppies, and puppy mill owners. These poor creatures are laden with sever health problems and sold for thousands. Puggles are ugly, stupid, stubborn and commonly overweight because they are owned by people who don't know anything about dog care. Puggles and other mixed breeds are responsible for the in pound deaths of millions of shelter dogs every year. Puggles are a good example of people taking a large runny bowl movement on nature and putting a price tag on it. Their fad is however on the down hill as more and more shelters are filling up with them. Puggles can be described visually as the body of a large rat with the head of ET grafted onto it. A dumb fad dog for dumb bored people.

Daddy, I know the pitbull puppy in the pound is a sweetheart who will make a great dog, and I know they'll kill him if no one adopts him; but I want a puggle and thats final!

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