brown nose

1. To suck up or be very nice to your boss or teacher to earn special treatment.

2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)

1. "Dammit! Johnson wouldn't have gotten that raise if he wasn't such a brown nose."

2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."

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