The Peppa Pig

When your girl is giving you a blowjob, just as you are about to cum yell "I'M DADDY PIG" at the top of your lungs and snort as loud as you can as you release you load in her mouth

"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."