Nebelwerfer

1) WWII German 6 shot rocket launcher.

2) A rapid fire male orgasm that shoots streams of loads as it pulses.

1) Heinrich and Otto were excellent in knocking out tanks with their Nebelwerfer.

2) As she gave me felatio on my swollen member, I came in rapid rocket shots similar to a WWII Nebelwerfer.

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wangles

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.

"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

-or-

If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.

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shing

A phrase of mild discouragement, much the way 'great' is used ironically when something lame happens.

A variation of shing is shule.

"I lent you my best CDs and you lost them? Shing."

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Banana Juice

Male ejaculant aka CUM.

After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.

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french fuck

Stimulation of the male organ by sliding your rod in between a nice huge set of tits until climax

I gave Maria a nice French Fuck in between her huge gazongas. The result was banana juice all over her yapper.

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castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.

Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.

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Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

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