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Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper February 22, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


college boy

1) A gelded feminized male who believes his elitist position in the world, as well as his privileged life makes him the authority on everything.

2) One who believes he is higher and mightier than the rest based on how much his parents spent on his college education.

3) Snob.

The word is mostly used as an insult by real men (even those with a college education) to differentiate between themselves and the castrati.

Vinny: You got a problem College Boy?

Wesley: No, but I am smarter and richer than you.

Vinny: Really College Boy? Then why do I get more trim than you do?

Wesley: What is trim?

Vinny: Exactly my point, College Boy!!!

by Pepper April 20, 2006

170๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.

As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

73๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


stinger

When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.

She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.

by Pepper June 30, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž