long bottom

A coffee roasting co. that has nothing but hott girls that work there with 'Onion Asses'

Jeff: Dude have you been to 'Thong Bottoms', i mean Long bottoms lately?

Mike: Nah man, y?

Jeff: all the girls there are SO hott! too much Onion Ass! drive a dude crazy!

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Molalla

n. A city in Oregon, U.S.A., it is a small country town north of Oregon City

Jeff: Dude I'm going to Molalla tomorrow!
James: Dude, why? you're not going to find much onion ass in Molalla.

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onion ass

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye

Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!

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Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

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Shmaga

pronunciation: sh-mah-g-ah
Function: noun

A shmaga is a s'more in which you replace the Hershey's chocolate with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Dominic: Hey Lauren, do you want to go make some shmagas?!

Lauren: Do you have the Gram crackers? Marshmallows? Reese's peanut butter cups?

Dominic: Check, check and check!

Lauren: then what are we waiting for!

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