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Public High School in Lindenhurst, New York. officially Lindenhurst SENIOR High school but no one gives a flying fuck. L(S)HS is supposedly an excellent school but that's only cuz we hav high test scores-which is because the teachers are so chill and don't care if we cheat. If u new the RIGHT way to rate a school, which is by % of kids going to college, you'd find Lindy HS is only 40%, which is lower than West Babylon, North Babylon Farmingdale, and Deer Park-which we're supposedly better than. More and more parents are sending their kids to private school (especially st johns), so it won't be long before LHS is just like Amityville HS, or even worse, Copiague...
Another problem is that the school keeps on increasing the bussing limit...1.5 miles now?? Why can't the school board realize that this town has NO FUCKING SIDEWALKS???!!!!! And is full of sex offenders!!
Our rival is William Floyd High School, but since that's 30 fucking miles away, we spend more time bothering Copiague and Massapequa (we're pretty friendly with Amityville and West Babylon).
As for the types of students, it's already been said!
Stupid LHS mom: I'm so happy to send my son to a school as good as Lindenhurst High School! How is your son doing in West Babylon HS???? Awful I presume.
Smart WBSHS Mom: *stifles a laugh*
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Large town in Suffolk county on long island, founded by Nazis, often called Lindy-which is what u call some1 from Lindenhurst. Made up of the Village of Lindenhurst, North Lindenhurst, and Venetian Shores-Do NOT confuse VENICE (which is part of Copiague, just with the 11757 Zip Code) with VENETIAN Shores (which is technically West Babylon, but with Lindenhurst Schools and ZIP Code). There are also some dumbasses who call the area of the Village south of Montauk Hwy "South Lindenhurst". Overall population is about 40-45,000. Lindenhurst is about 80% white, but don't let that fool you into thinking we're not diverse, as almost 1/3 of those whites are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants that speak polish, Ukrainian, or even Italian at home. The rest is split between white trash, upper middle class people, sk8er bois, and poor-but-prep people. Then its 10% hispanic. The remaining 10% is made-up of Haitians, Africans, Turkish, Indians, and Asians.
Lindenhurst holds the record for most bars per person of any town! We also have a lot of homes divided into apartments (especially North Lindenhurst), hence the name Swindlehurst, but it's nothing like Venice in Copiague.
Oh and we have like no SiDEWALKS!!!!
Lindenhurst = Brooklyn with trees and without sidewalks
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Massapequan in Lindy: sup my white homie u juz like me.
Random Lindy: *something polish*
Massapequan: the fuck...
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Little kid on Halloween: Mommy, mommy I wanna go trick-or-treating!
Mom: I don't think so honey, since this town has no sidewalks and areas thar do are full of pedophiles.
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