Hans

The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!

Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!

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