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The condition where genitalia is in a perpetually happy state.
"Tom came down with a case of up-syndrome soon after meeting Caroline."
"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."
5:00 News Report:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome... Are two penises better than one?"
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1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.
"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."
"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."
We always thought Susie was weird, then the truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"
5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"
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The almost unintelligible jabber of a man caught sodomizing his cat.
Me: WTF mate?
Ronnie: *moans*
Me: Dude get off Fluffy!
Ronnie: Soodihooduhwhut?!
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A German delicacy, served hot and plump.
"Betty loves a man who knows how to prepare his kackenbauls for consumption."
"After a long day at the office, Sally realized that she needed to relax and recharge with a big and meaty helping of kackenbauls."
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1. The "utzfah", the "right stuff", "what it takes".
2. A German delicacy....
"Suzy likes men with big kackenbauls."
"I decided to bake Joe kackenbauls for his birthday, he ate them right up."
"We catered a celebration for the Men's Theater Ensemble, and they all adored the stuffed kackenbauls!"
"Kackenbauls are best served plump, and best eaten on a stick."
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