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When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
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The sexual activity is preformed by two humans, it involves a penis, vagina and unrine. The male inserts his penis in the vagina as normal, but before the penis is in, the woman pees on the males penis for extra lube.
Jillian - ''Have you done The Lemon Pickle yet? ''
Becky - '' No, but i heard it was the bomb''
Jillian - '' Yeah, sister.''
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When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'
Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
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When a long powerful tongue is roughly shoved into a tight anus as far in as it can go. As the tongue is in the anus the person with the tongue in their butt hole lift one leg and tries to spin around without the tongue slipping out of the hole.
Very good for those people with no taste buds.
Becky - "Is The Spinning Dish any good?"
Jillian - "Why don't you ask your mum?"
Becky - "what the fuck?"
Jillian - "I dunno, maybe she's tried it.."
Becky - "Oh yeah more than likely, she's a whore."
Jillian - "Yeah I know, ask my dad all about it!"
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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.
Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.
Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"
Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"
Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"
Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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