Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.