dirty water dog

noun, a penis after having anal sex with the recipient having diarrhea.

Brian thought AIDS was the worst of his problems, until he saw his dirty water dog.

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Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

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Faux Po

1. A parked police vechicle used to slow traffic, but no actual officer is in or around it.

2. A security gaurd, rent-a-cop, public safety, etc...

I got a ticket from the Faux Po just because i parked over three handicapped spots.

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sombrero nigger

noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.

"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."

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whote

A cheap, diseased, homeless, homosexual prostitute. Pronounced whoa-t.

After contracting AIDS, Brian became a whote, turning tricks for measly amounts of drugs.

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