wippy

A croissant filled with sperm and strawberries.

Eat Your wippy and shut the fuck up!

One double wippy with a cappuciono, please.

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meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

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UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

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frum

a religious observant Jew

Is it possible to be gay and frum at the same time?

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hamster

(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.

Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.

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Dwight Gooden

Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win 300 games, but if he could reach 400. He outdueled Nolan Ryan to lead the Mets to their first World Series victory in 15 years. Countless scouts called Gooden the best pitching prospect in the past 50 years. With a rising fastball in the high 90's and a Koufax-like curve, Doctor K had it all. What transpired in the next 10 years is one of the most tragic sports stories, for his bout with substance abuse ruined the career of potentially the greatest pitcher since WWII. Oh, what could have been....

See: Len Bias, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco et al.

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cheese

a fastball

johnson strikes him out with the high cheese

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