Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

shuttle bus

When the middle person in a spit roast provides the necessary motion or is jostled back and forward.
Also an ozbargain inside joke.

Is this a free shuttle bus or a free “shuttle bus”?