Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

mongotoes

Someone with big nasty feet

Damn look at that girl with those Mongotoes stickin' out of the sandels. Her feet are so ugly she can rob a bank.

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