mongotoes

Someone with big nasty feet

Damn look at that girl with those Mongotoes stickin' out of the sandels. Her feet are so ugly she can rob a bank.

Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.