notsies

A really unfortunate-sounding way of adding flair to the word "not".

Lily: "Hey, are you going to Jacob's bar mitzvah?"
Jessica: "Ew, I don't like Jacob. I think notsies."
Lily: "...I beg your pardon?!"

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pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

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snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.

I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.

stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

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=>>

Equal rights.

An equal sign (=) followed by two greater-than signs (>>) (i.e. two rights, or just 'rights').

=>> for everyone!

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that's happening for real

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

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that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

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