filter

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

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filter

1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.

1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.

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filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

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filter

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

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filter

When a girl is giving a boy oral sexual intercourse, the boy finishes in her mouth. However, after this takes place, the boy will then take a straw and suck the semen from her mouth. From there, he spits it back into her face as she screams, "filter me!"

Kevin: "this head feels so good I think I'm going to come in your mouth. let me get a straw."

Kathy: "FILTER ME!"

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No filter

A person who has no filter tells it how it is while being brutally honest. Others often can't tell if they're being serious or not. They say exactly what's on their mind no matter what the topic is about, or if it's with someone they just met. Honesty to the max, with good intentions.

"whoa that girl/guys hilarious, she/he has NO FILTER"

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No Filter

A term used to describe someone who is very direct when conversing on various subjects. Anyone described as having no filter says exactly what is on his/her mind without cleaning up their language, no matter how offensive or politically incorrect it may be.

Boyfriend: Hey, babe. How do I look?
Girlfriend: LOL You look like a Cirque De Solei reject.
Boyfriend: Whoa, you really have no filter. LOL.

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