Dшитa

This is the name of my sleep paralysis demon!

Random Lad: Hey, did you speak with Dшитa last night?
Random Lad 2: Yeah, why
Random Lad: Idk just wanted to know.

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

Minecraft

There’s no questions about it, Minecraft IS the best game.

Random Lad:Hey, did you know Ian hasn’t played Minecraft

Random Lad 2:BANISH HIM!

Mrs Patterson

It’s just Mrs Patterson, do I really need to explain!

Mrs Patterson:You look like my grandad *dabs*

Bombis

Jake is unemployed

Ellis likes metals

BOMBIS!!!

Lad:Have you seen my new haiku
Other Lad:No Why?
Lad:Just do it, it’s about Bombis

Other Lad: What’s Bombis?
Lad:Read the text above