Vagina Drug

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.

Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

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