Denim Dan

A man and/or woman avenging a murder or harmful act, wearing only denim.

MAN 1: Hey, I heard you're wife was murdered. I am so sorry.

MAN 2: I'll kill the men that did this if it's the last thing I do.

MAN 1: ...nice denim outfit, Denim Dan.

MAN 2: Oh, thanks.

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Eraserhead

When a man only applies bronze tanning lotion to his dick head, creating the illusion of an eraser head on a pencil; works best with a thin, long, pencil-shaped penis.

"I can't help but feel unsatisfied with the general build of my boyfriends penis - if it wasn't for him having an eraserhead, I'm sure I'd have broken up with him years ago."

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