toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

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quentin tarantino

He who cuts off ears, writes pulp fiction, and kills bill. Also writes epic speeches about Madonna songs and coffee...

Bow before the throne of Tarantino

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apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

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woogie

1. (noun) fur covered mammal from the central Pacific, walks upright and lives in a primitive civilisation

2. (verb) to pull a prank or practical joke

3 (adjective) very cool, dope, rocking, etc.

1. Blame in on the Woogie!

2. You've been woogie'd!

3. That is definitely woogie!

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Tootsie Roll

1) Another "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...

2) A truely disgusting yet highly addictive American substance

1)One, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll...

2)Oh man, that Tootsie Roll was soooo gross! Got any more?

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sheep

What Welsh people do for fun. Protecting them and caring for them, I mean.

Oi, yew, boyo! Get orf me moontain an' stop pesterin' me sheep!

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