Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up