stop, drop, and plop

the act of a runner, during a race or jog, stopping to take a shit on the side of the road or in the bushes, without easy access to a rest room; roadside shit

The Kenyan would have finished the marathon 10 minutes faster if he didn't have to stop, drop, and plop after 10, 15, and 20 miles.

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mumbley peg

Standing around, usually at a job, doing nothing, looking stupid, or waiting for someone to tell them what to do.

Supervisor: DOUG!!!

Doug: ...Huh?...

Supervisor: Stop standing there playing mumbley peg and get these deliveries done!!!

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