gallipoly

To be in such a drunken/stoned state that to do any simple task is like trying to play Monopoly whilst riding a horse.

I drank so much last night I was totally gallipoly.

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disn't

Pron. (Diz-ent)
An object that doesn't do what you want it to do, because it isn't the thing you thought it was in the first place.

The screwdriver disn't work because it's really a toaster.

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