Besticles

A man's best friends. A variation on 'besties' referring to best friends.

"Hangin' out with my besticles."

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Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"