Norris

(to pull a)(N) something believed impossible. Originated from Chuck Norris and his God-like stature.

Guy 1: Dude! That guy just walked away from a 3 story fall!
Guy 2: He totally pulled a Norris!

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NZ-17

A rating that is being considered by the UFC (Undead Film Company). It will be a third rating to the previous Z (Zombie) and NZ (No zombies). NZ-17 means "No Zombies, But lots of boobs" From "Ask A Ninja"

Zombie1: I saw "Brainless Blondes" last night
Zombie 2: How was it?
Zombie 1: it was awesome. No zombies though, i guess brainless didn't mean what I thought it was.
Zombie 2: Well, what did you expect? it was rated NZ-17*

* Translated from undead grunts, moans, and wails

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