Shvitey

Somebody who hears your joke and then says it louder and claims it for his own.

Corey, who also goes by Shvitey, heard a joke about Dave’s work, and then inserted his own name in the exact same story. The delivery was good but the originality was stolen.

Teabagger

Someone who’s a lot gayer when they have a bag of tea.

My friend Jeff seems normal, but he always demands a cup of tea before going out..

We say he’s a teabagger but he doesn’t care..he always seems gayer for it.

reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.

Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?

creeponomics

A mathematical formula to trick a person into genital entry.

I had no idea how to get laid, until I applied creeponomics to my strategies.

chrondue

Making a fondue dip, infused with cannabis, using either hot cheese or chocolate to be dipped with meats, vegetables or fruits.

Wow, I got so messed at Mack’s chrondue party!

Flumpy

Fat and boring

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.

Techumpets

In new-age Mexican fiesta music, sometimes during long and drawn out trumpet solos they will mix and cut the trumpets sounds creating a techno/Edm feel.

Hey man did you hear that New Mexican song?
No.
Oh it’s really good, they bring in the techumpets throughout the whole thing.