Pillow Connoisseur

A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.

A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.