Gorilla Grab-ass

Gorilla Grab-ass: another name for American Football, NFL.

It's Sunday, me and Mike are gonna go watch some Gorilla Grab-ass tonight.
Hey did you see that game of Gorilla Grab-ass last night? I think Texas is going all the way this year!

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Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.

Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."

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Yeast-Infected Whore

1) A woman with a chronic yeast infection.
2) A person (usually but not always) a woman that is completely incompetent.
3) A derogatory term used to address a woman (or anyone) who is acting like a total bitch.

1) "I wish I could cure my yeast-infection."

2) "Learn howta' drive, you yeast-infected whore!"

3) "I can't believe my teacher accused me of cheating! That yeast-infected whore!"

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gaymz

Mind-games that gay people play, especially if they are not interested in you or wish to tease, flirt, gossip and/or cock-block.

"I really like this guy, but he says that he'll call and never does. I think he's playing GAYMZ with me."
"That chick is kewl but all she does is play GAYMZ; I think she may be a Lesbian."

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