football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

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Windy City Whistle

The act of blowing air into another person’s asshole

Hey baby, flip over and let me give you a Windy City Whistle

Rescue Plane

During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole

Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out

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Cincinnati Pinch

When a grape, usually cultivated in the Southern Ohio area, has just the right amount of mush when pressurized by the thumb and index finger. Another way of saying state of the art grape.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2! did you try those grapes in Ohio last week?
Guy 2: yeah I was, got to my feel my first Cincinnati Pinch. It was outstanding

Panty Slushy

When a horny chick hasn’t had sex in weeks and she’s so horny that her pussy won’t stop leaking, hence the panty slushy. Similar to the male equivalent of blue balls

God damn Cassidy hasn’t gotten laid in weeks, total panty slushy going on downstairs

Eddie Murphies

A creative way to say weed edibles

Tom: Yo Ben did you bring any edibles back from Rado
Ben: yeah a brought a decent amount of Eddie Murphies

Tom: fuck yeah brother

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Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress

This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer