Rory

Rory is usual short and emo as fuck but he's chill, he'll fuck you into next year and then tell you it was a "W fuck". He's a strange one but a keeper, probably owns a weird ass animal but the animal is chill as fuck too like a lizard for example. He might have been a junkie but is probably retired now unless you offer him cocaine.

"Hey you know Rory?"
"Oh dude he's chill as hell! His lizard is chill as fuck too."