dictionary

this.

Weird person: "When you look up 'dictionary' in the dictionary, it just says 'this'."

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MoFo

Popularized on Jay Leno's "Headlines," short for "Morrison & Forrester," a law firm. The name was deemed too long, so they shortened it to "MoFo!"

"Where's my MoFo lawyer?!? You tell my MoFo lawyer to get his ass down here!!!"

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Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

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druggie

1. a person who frequently uses drugs
2. one who wishes they had access to drugs
3. one who tries to find a connection to drugs in every song that has ever been recorded. (Some common examples are The Beatles' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Chicago's 25 or 6 to 4)

1. I think my roommate is a druggie cuz I saw him smokin' weed in the bathroom last night.
2. I think my brother is a druggie because after we moved he had "withdrawal" symptoms, probably cuz he didn't know where to get the stuff in our new neighborhood.
3. My uncle thinks that every song is about drugs. I believe firmly that he is a druggie.

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Duloc

Fictional region in the first Shrek film. Ruled by Lord Farquaad.

"Duloc is a perfect place!"

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Mmm Hmm

1. Yes
2. A TV show that the Griffins watch on "Family Guy"

Bob: Are you sure I don't have a penis?
Job: Mmm hmm!

Announcer: We now return to "Mmm Hmm."
Lady 1: Mmm hmm.
Lady 2: Umm mmm!
Lady 3: Mmm hmm!
laughter

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Zartoo

Coined by Anne Heche on Celebrity Jeopardy. The third overlord of Blargon 7.

Zartoo runs the entire planet - better not piss him off or you could get arrested!