Tropical Punch

v. To be punched by a tropical person (Namely a Pacific Islander) - Common occurance in lower socio-economic metropolitan areas of New Zealand during the evening hours on either a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday when excessive amounts of alcohol are consumed by the populus. More often than not a tropical punch is completely unexpected and unprovoked.

"I was wandering through the square in Palmerston North the other night and out of no where I received a tropical punch."

Gerald: "Why do you have a shiner?"

Eustace: "I was given a tropical punch outside the T.A.B in Newtown last night."

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Maori Purr

N - The term used to describe the sound made by the modifided exhausts of automobiles commonly driven by Maori and boyracers. These modifications are often shonky and lack the nessasary certification. A Maori Purr is generally considered a menace to most people.

Mate, I'm stopping you today because the your car has an excessivly loud Maori Purr.

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Going cyclic

v. When one pulls frantically at the toilet roll consuming vast amounts of toilet paper. Usually as a result of an unusually untidy faecal event or occurence.

The term originates from the phrase used to describe firing large continuous bursts from a belt-fed automatic weapon, consuming large amounts of ammunition.

Phhhoowww! That was a messy one, I ended up going cyclic.

The poor bugger in the next cubical sounded like he was in a bit of distress, I heard him going cyclic.

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