Fabulous Larry

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.

I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

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oral b

When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."

I was at my sister in laws house and I oral b'd her toothbrush with my ass n balls.

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Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

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Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.