nickel sack

A fictional amount of weed that dumbass police officers will accuse you of trying to buy when you were really making a reference to the band 'Nickelback'

Officer Doum Bass asked the boys which one of them was buying the weed for their boss?

The boys looked confused so Officer Bass clarified by stating "I clearly heard one of you mention a nickel sack"

They replied "Officer, we were talking about that guy over there who was blaring Nickelback on his stereo. Nickel sacks don't exist, now get your stupid ass out of here."

Faced with the embarassment of the situation Officer Bass shot both of the boys and dropped a baggie of weed with a nickel in it on each of their bodies.

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