The Bermuda Triangle

When your penis gets lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The process is to get head from your girlfriend then stick it in her pussy, then her ass and complete the round trip back to her mouth. The theory is once your in the triangle you could end up cumming anywhere.

John: My dick was lost in the Bermuda Triangle last night. She made it disappear at all times.
Paul: She's well filthy, I wish my girlfriend would visit the Bermuda Triangle.

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Jumpits

Jumpits

A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.

Example: My God, look at those jumpits.

Example 2: You know the girl. It was the one with the mega jumpits.