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Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.
Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?
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A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.
My nigga DeSean Mcflurry got me sauced as AF!!!
Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!
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Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.